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Eggplant Squishy

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Emoji (hand-drawn)

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Orders arrive as quick as 3-5 days!

Why an Eggplant Squishy?

  • Greeting cards, flowers and chocolate are boring AF!
  • Never rots, lasts forever! Unforgettable and funny!
  • A cute desk toy and doubles as a stress reliever.
  • Brighten or ruin their day with this harmless prank in the mail.

How to Order:
1. Write your custom message and choose your emoji.
2. Add to cart.
3. Provide the RECIPIENT'S address but YOUR email address.

It will be anonymous unless you include your name in your message.

Not sure what to write? Here are some message ideas!

Looking for something more raw? Check out the Original Eggplant.